Fact: Hollywood men are artificially bred in some super sexy lab where they are fed the healthiest foods, made to train hard and learn all sorts of languages and accents. I also think they have a degree in “Wooing women”.
I have the female equivalent of the male “Spank Bank” – relax! Not like that. When I struggle to fall asleep, I think “Hmf… tonight, I’ll be Mrs. Tom Hiddleston” and then its a matter of seconds till I fall asleep. Every night, I have a different husband in my mind… because THAT’S normal.
So, I compiled a list of “marry worthy men” and placed them in order of 1st husband to 10th husband. Enjoy!
I think he is so friggin hot … and naughty. We’ll get married and he’ll probably make me do some stupid stunt and I’ll break my arm and then we’ll get divorced after 3 weeks. But it would be worth laughing myself into a six pack! Alex Meyer
If you watch Tree House Masters then you’ll know who I’m talking about. I’ll be honest, I only watch it for Alex. I love me some muscles and longer than average hair on men *knees go weak*
He’ll propose to me in a tree house he made especially for me and then we’ll be married for a year and then he’ll let himself go and I’ll leave him… totally worth the months of muscles and the tree house though. Groot
I think this speaks for itself. With Vin Diesel’s voice and the ability to grow flowers in his hands and his kindness… It’s a no brainer. He also has the ability to grow himself from scratch… which is great. We’ll get married in the woods … you know where my tree house is, and then he’ll probably leave on some mission with the rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy. I predict our marriage won’t last longer than 2 weeks. Aaron Paul
I never gave him the time of day when he played “Jesse” in Breaking Bad because EVERYONE was into him. It sort of put me off. But then … Need for Speed happened and THIS kissing scene …
I was like “OK, I’ll marry him”. He’ll catch me when I jump off a roof while we’re running from the cops. Then we’ll elope (because we’re on the run) and then a year down the line, he gets caught and I’m forced to change my identity.
So, seeing as I’m on the run… my new name is Persia White and I’ve done some extensive plastic surgery (as one does)… and I look like THIS: Then I will kidnap the real Persia White and keep her somewhere safe, until such time I decide that Joseph Morgan doesn’t do it for me anymore. This one lasts for 5 Months then I realise my cover is blown and I’m on the run again.
I will meet perfect Henry, aka Mr. Man of Steel, when he rescues me from a burning building. Yes, there will be mouth to mouth resuscitation involved and there WILL be tongue involved. He’ll realise he can’t live without me and he’ll kidnap me (no contesting from my side) and we’ll live happily ever after… for the next 6 months until he has to go fight crime on some other planet.
After being left behind by the Man of Steel, a distraught me, goes out dancing to forget about my heart ache, when I bump into a power house of a man with moves like Jagger. THAT man… is Channing Tatum. Then, there’s a shootout in the club and he jumps to cover me and then we have a MOMENT. We get married somewhere beautiful and honeymoon on a tropical island when his baby momma comes for him … and I’m like… Daniel Gillies
OK OK… enough “hypothetical” (but totally believable) “meet cutes” and “happily for a short while afters”… I’ll be “serious” for a second. When I’m not perving on Joseph Morgan, I’m drooling over his co-star and “Vampire brother” – Elijah. Oh.My.Gah THAT man has swagger! He isn’t particularly handsome but it seems like he can make his lady feel REALLY damn special. If he only speaks to me the way he speaks to Hailey on The Originals while he wears one of his PERFECT suits … I don’t care!
The god of mischief himself, Mr. Tom Hiddleston! OMGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! He is really, really, really, really so hot. I think I WOULD actually DIE if I have to meet him in real life, so, there really is no possibility of being Mrs. Tom Hiddleston. I’ve seen interviews with him and I LIKE him as a person! I’m really emotionally invested in this one sided relationship. It hurts to look at him and I’m not even kidding here. I love Tom Hiddleston!
Let’s face it… this dork is my knight in shining armour. He cooks and cleans and he says “I’m sorry” when he did nothing wrong. Our relationship was recently measured up to that of Lilly and Marshall’s from How I met your Mother, which to me, is a huge compliment. So, he’s my last husband 😀
Also (and I know it seems like it comes out of nowhere, but it’s good advice anyways) the grass might seem greener on the other side, but it’s because on the other side, a woman is watering the grass with her tears! I just came up with that one myself #selffive